Food Thread of the Damned (Kamala)

[BruiserBrody]

Dipping fries in yellow mustard is sociopathic behavior too.

I'm not a ketchup guy. Give me spicy sauce or BBQ sauce bah gawd

This week my wedges have been laced with sour cream

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Dipping fries in yellow mustard is sociopathic behavior too.

 

[King Kamala]

I am fine with not using ketchup. Ketchup is probably not in my top three fry dips but yellow mustard is literally the one condiment that is the wrong one for fries.

 

[BruiserBrody]

I wasn't expecting PB and onions to be no sold for some light bashing of yellow mustard's delightful flavor upgrading of taters.

 

[BruiserBrody]

I am fine with not using ketchup. Ketchup is probably not in my top three fry dips but yellow mustard is literally the one condiment that is the wrong one for fries.

My parents were too frugal to buy tarter sauce when I was a lad. Our fish were dipped in ketchup and yellow mustard blended into a reddish goo.

 

[King Kamala]

I wasn't expecting PB and onions to be no sold

We’ve all seen Little Monsters.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Starbucks to offer pork-flavored latte

The new drink being released in China is to mark the Lunar New Year.

www.wcax.com

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1761927753941553544

 

[BruiserBrody]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1765927416927600913

 

[snuffbox]

Deadly morel mushroom outbreak highlights big gaps in fungi knowledge

Prized morels are unpredictably and puzzlingly deadly, outbreak report shows.

arstechnica.com

Kinda important to, ya know, cook these mushrooms.

 

[BruiserBrody]

Ice Cream Vendor Arrested for Allegedly Mixing Semen in Dessert, Video Goes Viral - Yugmarg

Hyderabad, India: Kaluram Kurbia, a man who sold ice cream in Nekkonda, located in Telangana's Warangal district, was filmed allegedly masturbating into

yugmarg.in

 

[Epic Springs]

I don't know if this actually belongs here but I was researching what foods to try in Seattle and this came up. Apparently they put cream cheese on Seattle hot dogs which sounds disguising but I still wanna try it.

 

[King Kamala]

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How is he going to open a coconut at the airport or on the plane? After someone bashes him over the noggin with one after he holds up the TSA check in talking about how much magnesium they have in them?

 

[BruiserBrody]

I don't want to suggest I need to rotate my pantry better, but the Rice-a-Roni I made tonight expired in 2022 and the breading I used had coupons in the box that expired in 2018

 

[BruiserBrody]

Operation Swill: N.J. officials charge 29 bars with selling cheap liquor as premium

The establishments allegedly aimed to "fool the customer and increase their profits," according to a statement by the New Jersey Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control

www.nj.com

 

[BruiserBrody]

Like the name suggests, this is a rice wine containing baby mice. Best prepare, this explanation isn’t for the faint of heart. Baby mice are taken soon after being born, and dropped, alive, into a bottle of rice wine. The “rules” state that they must be under 72 hours old and their eyes must still be closed. After about a dozen of the little guys are in, the bottle is left to ferment and age for a year. Most people reading this are probably feeling a little uncomfortable right about now, but in Asia, the drink is bound by tradition and goes back centuries. The country of origin is debated to this day. Whether it came from Korea or China, the wine is said to greatly help asthma patients and people with liver disease.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/11sib6m

 

[Epic Springs]

I don't know if this actually belongs here but I was researching what foods to try in Seattle and this came up. Apparently they put cream cheese on Seattle hot dogs which sounds disguising but I still wanna try it.

Tried it. It was good but wouldn't get it again. You definatley taste the cream cheese.

 

[King Kamala]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/07/food/panera-charged-lemonade-discontinued/index.html?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1wt4IPS0Grk9MqZFaeMoIxC2HzJ0EkIshz6LEftqrBUed3sIukLDrXsjo_aem_AYbIkIvUzgJdYx1A41R3wz2jc75s5mBogjj3FCg9fa6kYI6ownUCl-xNqsczUZMuArWsoD74KrsgJMK94Asvmo-z

This is one of those things that I am glad came around in my thirties and not my twenties. Young adult Kamala would have been pounding these.

 

[Epic Springs]

https://x.com/JordynneGrace/status/1790718593509782010